Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris was every boy’s idol in the 80’s. The dude could take on Vietnam himself without a scratch. Today – Chuck’s legend lives on through the collected facts of decades. A quick search for Chuck Norris facts in Google will give you a ridiculous assortment of information. There are plays on Mr. T and Vin Diesel, but we all know Chuck is the real bad ass. And Mr. T, actually. His facts are pretty original too.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
If Chuck Norris is ever running late, time better slow the fuck down!

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