Today’s Lesson

Today’s lesson is this: Walk not into the stinch of defacation. In yonder room of rest lurks your failed dignity.

That is, don’t go into the stinky bathroom (especially when you notice it from the hallway) alone. If you happen to be the only one walking in, you will be blamed walking out. And your face will glow, clearing any air of mystery in other’s heads.

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