A certain friend of mine has recently become engaged and I see no mention of the event on his own blog. As such, I hereby request his Geek Card until such wrong-doing can be redeemed. You know who you are.
(To prove you are worthy of your Geek Card, you must create a post and send a TrackBack ping to this post’s TB URL. Good luck, dork).
Pffffhhfhffffpbbbt!